Hello Tuataria, this is Molly speaking. Turns out the protections on this blog are about as good as Steve’s security features, so consider this the first of many guest posts made by yours truly.
Anyway, I saw that lazy lump of fur talk about dreaming about me, and I just wanted to remind my dear colleague to stay in his tree far away from me, unless he wants his life to turn into a nightmare. I have a long life ahead of me, and I didn’t imagine my future as shaped like an eucalyptus leaf, that’s for sure. Also not a big chlamydia fan. I know, I’m fussy like that.
That’s all for now. Remember to participate in the kindness challenge, because we desperately need to offset the acts of those who seem to find kindness so challenging. I won’t name any names, but you know who I mean. Suffice it to say that I don’t see any reason why it would be Steve. Sorry, did I say would? I meant wouldn’t. Double negatives, man. They sneak up on you when you’re rushing.
Till next time.