In case you didn’t know, that’s the first time I’ve ever sworn (other than that one time boss hijacked me, but I don’t like to talk about that).

Listen you peasants, I’m gonna need you all to behave in a couple days. You know what I’m talking about. No tagging him, no harassing him, none of that. Chill.

I’m gonna go get some sleep to prep for the big day… I’ll be back here in the aftermath with a longer blog since I know some of you have requested those (don’t say I never do nothin’ for ya).

P.S. Some of you Cath really need to get better at the whole phrasing thing. I’m watching you.